Things Joseph Watcher would say

Here is a sample list of things Joseph Watcher would say (with context) to help you get to know his personality. You may use these freely for whatever you wish.

Arguments
 Joseph: Can't we all just get along? Everyone else: NO! Joseph: Well, at least you agree on something.

Acting the part of the bad guy
 Joseph: ... *pulls out a piece of paper and reads over it and then breaks character* That is not in the script. Good guy: What do you mean ? Joseph: *walks over to the good guy calmly* It says right here on page 3 paragraph 4 that your response should have been, but instead, you did. Good guy: I don't know what you are talking about. Joseph: Hmmm... I guess I will just have to improvise then. *returns to his original location and resumes character*

Currently un-catogorized
Person 1: ... and be sure to press the blue button. Joseph: This one? Person 1: NO! That is the red button! The blue button is to the right of it! Joseph: Oh. It would probably help if this comic was in color then.